Jacob: Are you a kid of God?
Me: What? A kid of God? Like a child of God?
Jacob: Yes. Are you a kid of God?
Me: Yes, I'm a kid of God.
Me: Because I want to be.
Jacob: No, you need to be a grown-up of God.
Other questions he's asked lately about God:
Is God fat? (I would think not.)
What is God made of? (????)