Jacob Said

The other day we headed out in the heat to run a few quick errands. The guy on the radio was giving a weather update: "Right now, 100; 80 tonight..."

Jacob asked incredulously, "180 degrees tonight?"

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Later as we were heading to a gas station, which had the cheapest I'd seen (at $2.28/gal.), he looked on a hill to our right and said, "Look! There's a golf course."

I chuckled and said, "No, that's a cemetery."

He thought for a few seconds and asked, "What do we do there?"